Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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