marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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