that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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