Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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