Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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