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(732): View more from New Jersey

Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone

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(732): Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone http://tfl.nu/vmc1

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(562): View more from California

I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.

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(562): I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight. http://tfl.nu/kfwj

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(214): View more from Texas

You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.

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(214): You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight. http://tfl.nu/qr87

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.

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(270): It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj. http://tfl.nu/3mtz

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(760): View more from California

searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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(760): searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this http://tfl.nu/chn0

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.

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(270): Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz. http://tfl.nu/48gp

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(732): View more from New Jersey

This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.

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(732): This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms. http://tfl.nu/i073

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(740): View more from Ohio

The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.

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(740): The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting. http://tfl.nu/j3yf

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.

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(304): I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell. http://tfl.nu/ufac

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(641): View more from Iowa

Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well

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(641): Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well http://tfl.nu/dscc

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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.

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(+44): Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least. http://tfl.nu/hzkn

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(514): View more from Quebec

When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.

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(514): When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets. http://tfl.nu/fn7y

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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.

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(304): Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it. http://tfl.nu/runs

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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.

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(309): He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys. http://tfl.nu/x76x

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(626): View more from California

You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice

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(626): You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice http://tfl.nu/6uiu

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