My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.