Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"