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• (847): View more from Illinois

  woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang

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  really making moves this morning i see

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Did you high five my face last night?

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  Yes. Yes I did.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.

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• (310): View more from California

  I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I just want to make out with him forever

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