they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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