After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy