Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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