also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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