but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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