Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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