you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize