It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You can't just leave with hair like that
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
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