there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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