How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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