Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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