Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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