He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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