boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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