Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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