I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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