....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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