school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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