I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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