Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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