my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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