i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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