I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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