Cold hands, warm shart.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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