The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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