I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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