I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Just high enough for therapy.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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