It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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