jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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