I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.