I met the friendliest cop last night
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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