I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
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