when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
NoShamevember. You game?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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