if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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