god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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