she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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