Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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