I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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