I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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