Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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