he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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