Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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