do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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