used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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