I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Randomize
