And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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