Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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